If you hated thirteen years of New Labour, you'll really hate four of the same old Tories. The NHS is safe in our hands? Remember Dan Hannan? Fairness and equality? Not for Chris Grayling, our Home Secretary-in-waiting, or anyone needing to use public services. Inheritance Tax cuts for the wealthy, Child Tax Credit cuts for the rest. Vote tactically, vote Hung Parliament, vote anyone but Cameron.
UPDATE: The Guardian's guide to keeping the Tories out.