Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Phil Bardsley Signs!

Beating off stiff competition from the cream of European football and, erm, Sheffield United, Sunderland have signed their twentieth Man United reserve team cast-off (earning enough points for the free Red Devils toaster and Old Trafford executive luggage set).

Either Roy Keane's on a 10% commission or the Mackems are attempting to become the world's first reverse feeder club.


Karen Toon said...

Interesting policy by the Mackems (BTW have you noticed that with each passing day Keane looks more and more like Shameless' Frank Gallagher??) But I'm not sure its an original concept... how many Toon cast offs are currently plying their trade in East London... West Ham on Tyne anyone???

Michael said...

I think you're on to something there - it's not only a physical resemblance going by some of his recent press conferences.