Sunday, January 13, 2008

New Policy on Immigrants

'Mobile detention centres' (otherwise known as prison vans) cruising the streets looking for immigrants, vulnerable people hunted like stray dogs. Sticking to best practice (see: railways), the service will be contracted out to an expert in the private sector: the Child Snatcher out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang has already lodged a bid.


PETER SHAW said...

Michael, please stop reading the Daily Mail, its bad for your health!

This is how children used to "vanish" from the streets of Brazil.

Has this country reached such a point that we would consider "snatch" squads as a way of implementing political policy?

Michael said...

Hopefully not, though anything to appear tough on immigration, eh? It'll probably go down a storm with Mail readers. By the way, you're right about the health risks, Peter, but I've found limited exposure to the online version results in nothing worse than a little grinding of teeth.