Thursday, April 12, 2007

The Last Word on Iran

For those of you who didn't see the headlines in The Sun, a summary of Faye Turney's time in captivity:

I thought I was going to be raped, but I wasn't.
I thought they were measuring me up for a coffin, but they weren't.
I thought they were going to put me on trial, so I told them everything.
They made me sit in a cell in my underwear and forced me to wear a headscarf while I smoked cigarettes.
When do I get the money?

I bet there are plenty of people in Guantanamo Bay or Abu Ghraib who wouldn't mind a swap.

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