Coal-fired power stations are GOOD for the environment. Billionaires paying less tax than toilet attendants are GOOD for Britain. We can end child poverty by letting the rich get richer: GOOD news from retro-Blair clone John Hutton, the minister for fatcats, fuck-ups and fallacies.
Meanwhile, Gordon Brown celebrates his government's assault on "underperformance in welfare," and the ex-Attorney General unveils plans to force kids to salute the flag and accept state power, unthinkingly (Isn't that what they do in countries run by generals and thugs? Oh, and in America, too).
Fear not, Britain. Your government is in control.