The latest Japanese fad is the Banana Diet. Eat nothing but bananas in the morning, anything you want for the rest of the day, and make sure you're tucked up in bed by midnight.
There are two things you can't find in the world's biggest city: yellow fruit and overweight women.
3 comments:
for some reason I can't believe that it should work - you'd be allowed to eat all the pies in the world as long as you have a banana in the morning and try and avoid turning pumpkin at midnight?
Someone ought to tell Viduka..tho I guess he's been living by that diet all along, only skipping the bananas...
I have the sneaking suspicion that Del Monte are behind it all, probably in cahoots with Nightol(or Greggs).
And that's the only kind of skipping Viduka's done for a long time...
I'm not sure that will work - I honestly can't remember seeing any overweight women in Japan when I was there - possibly looking in the wrong place.
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