Thursday, April 24, 2008

Shambles Strikes Back

"Maybe I should have moved on from Newcastle to get first-team football earlier. The Newcastle fans aren't as good as everybody says. They think they should be winning things - but why? They've not won a trophy for 50 years."

FIFA World Footballer of the Year candidate Titus Bramble on our continuing search for silverware. What the fat-arsed disaster zone fails to realise, however, is that the fifty year wait can be partially explained by the amount of cash we've wasted on ungrateful wankers who think they're superstars and end up in Wigan's reserve team.

3 comments:

Bryan said...

He should have taken up rugby! He’d be fucking brilliant at a game that only lasts 80 minutes.

Michael said...

Though a bit too easy for him to step on the ball...

damo said...

He'd be quite good at rugby - just put the ball up his humper and tell him to run headfirst at peole