Bolt from the Blue

An email from my ex-wife, a seven-sentence bombshell. She's pregnant, and under Czech law unless I send an officially notarized document (at my expense!) explaining that I haven't laid eyes on her for well over a year, I automatically go down as the father on the birth certificate. It's absurd, in this day and age, for the law to assume paternity on the basis that a child is born fewer than nine months after two people get divorced. Hopefully, this will finally be the end of it.