Great news for Newcastle fans. Renew your season ticket by June 15th and it'll cost you no more than it did last year!
That's right, pay more than fans of the title winning team to enjoy yet another season of mid-table mediocrity, and we'll throw in the chance to buy overpriced drinks, burgers and programmes for free. While you sit in a depressed torpor nineteen times a year, rest assured your hard earned cash will be re-invested in shareholder dividends and sky-high wages for non-committed underachievers who wouldn't be here unless we paid them a fortune. Prices from just £429 for a seat up in the clouds. If it's any consolation, now Sam Allardyce is manager you're likely to see far more of the ball up there.
Pay now or pay extra.
