Where does Metro get stories like this from? Only in Denmark, I suppose. It certainly never happened when I were a lad.
More's the pity.
Elsewhere, a shocking example of tabloidese in the front page headline - Sobbing Boy: I've Shot My Sister, 12. I'm not sure if that's a verbatim quote, though it would have been an impressive feat of trivia recall given the circumstances.
News Just In: I've accepted a summer job in Barnard Castle, population 5,326.
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