That even for a story about a Sunderland supporter becoming chancellor of Sunderland University, the mackems still need to go to Newcastle to take a pretty picture.
Joey Barton is actually a very good footballer, but still an accident waiting to happen.
A Confederacy of Dunces gets a whole lot better one hundred pages in.
A single vowel can make a very big difference (For the record, go-con is an innovative Japanese dating strategy whereby five men and five women hook-up in a public place; gokan will get you twenty years in jail - and a certain kind of respect from at least one of your male students).
It's possible to get sick of tofu. And curry rice.
Going to Shibuya dressed as Andy Warhol gets the girls. Going to Starbucks with a Teach Yourself Japanese book doesn't.
Lemsip really works. Eventually.