Llambias: I Wanted To Slap Keegan

There's a school of thought that says none of this would have happened if Chris Mort had been in charge. I'm not so sure myself: Wise would still have brought the same players in, Ashley would still have had the final say. Whatever else though, Llambias has been an unmitigated, Shepherd-esque disaster as chairman.

And the queue to slap him would run into the tens of thousands.