Who can rob your houses, violate your gran, sell crack cocaine from an ice cream van? The Scousers can, the Scousers can.
"Mother! You've just headbutted his best mate's wife."
I spent the best part of the weekend on the piss in Bury, watching FC United of Manchester go up to the Unibond Premier...only three leagues off the league itself.
Like all the best promotion parties the celebrations ended at two o'clock in the morning with a headbutt from a granny and a punch-up between the team's star player and a group of fans against the side of a BT phone box.
Watch out Whitby Town!
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