The Brown Agenda

Putting the world to rights by Ian Brown: carrots on the sides of skyscrapers, starter homes on Balmoral, cars that run on corn oil and chicken shit, bulldozers at the Vatican and restraining orders for Bono and Bob Geldof. Realistic or not, I'd gladly take any of that over Gordon's bombs for Baghdad, below inflation 'pay rises' and tea and biscuits with Maggie Thatcher.