"We don't have to eat in restaurants, do we? We can just find a cheap supermarket, buy half a baguette or something and fill it with something cheap, like cheese or ham."
"Yeah, cheap."
"I don't know what he's doing with her. I mean, he's not the best looking but he could still do better."
"Have you seen his hands? They're horrible. I always look at the hands first, then the eyebrows."
"Really? I look for all-round hotness."
"Look at that island. Spectacular, isn't it? Doesn't look like Europe at all."
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He he.
My favourite was "She's got geit big teeth, geit big boobs, geit big hair, and tiny wee face."
Ha, sounds like the kind of girl I'd like to meet.
I identify with the cheap filled baguette brigade.
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