Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Conversations on an Aeroplane

"We don't have to eat in restaurants, do we? We can just find a cheap supermarket, buy half a baguette or something and fill it with something cheap, like cheese or ham."
"Yeah, cheap."

"I don't know what he's doing with her. I mean, he's not the best looking but he could still do better."
"Have you seen his hands? They're horrible. I always look at the hands first, then the eyebrows."
"Really? I look for all-round hotness."

"Look at that island. Spectacular, isn't it? Doesn't look like Europe at all."


Garry Nixon said...

He he.

My favourite was "She's got geit big teeth, geit big boobs, geit big hair, and tiny wee face."

Michael said...

Ha, sounds like the kind of girl I'd like to meet.

Myeral said...

I identify with the cheap filled baguette brigade.