Monday, June 11, 2007

Simply Souness

"During my time at Newcastle and Glenn Roeder's time we had money to spend but it was money to tart the team up, not to build a team...I didn't enjoy my time up there".

Having wrecked so many different club sides that he can no longer even buy himself a job at a football team, serial failed manager Graeme Souness now makes a living by telling more successful people where they're going wrong - a bit like Chesney Hawkes advising Mick Jagger on the best way to prolong his music career or John Reid writing a list of prisoner control tips for Josef Stalin.

In case anyone has forgotten, this really is the same Graeme Souness who wasted almost £50 million on Albert Luque (£10 million), Jean-Alain Boumsong (£8.5 million), Celestine Babayaro (£1 million plus astronomical salary) and desperation buy Michael Owen (£16 million, a loss making buy-out clause and £120,000 a week for twelve games in two years), while allowing more productive and committed players to leave for a pittance. Poor Glenn Roeder had the dual misfortune of being a crap manager and having no money to spend because his predecessor had thrown it all away.

I can think of at least 50,000 people who enjoyed Souness' time at Newcastle - grim football, awful results and constant whinging about injuries - even less than he did. But not many of them got £3 million to go away.

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