The definition of an uneventful weekend: up at 6am Saturday morning for eight hours of work; answer approximately 130 calls while the sun shines outside. Then spend an hour or two in the garden before the heavens open while you're watching Doctor Who. Go to bed early because you're knackered but get woken up by your wife getting out of bed to puke up red wine, so remain knackered for your only day off, when the ground is too wet to do anything outside anyway. Watch TV, walk around shops without buying anything, suddenly realise it's evening and you have to work again tomorrow.
Start looking forward to next day off.
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