Sunday, July 01, 2007

Under the Weather

If you listen to the Bishop of Carlisle - and let's be honest, not many people do these days - this week's floods are a punishment for giving rights to gays (presumably Sheffield was targeted because of Jarvis Cocker's hip movements and that bloke out of Human League who used to wear eyeshadow). It's a strangely muted form of wrath that can be dodged with an umbrella and a pair of wellies.

2 comments:

PETER SHAW said...

Anybody who watched last nights Brit Pop Anthology on BBC 4, particularly Pulp, would question Sheffields rain punishment. If it was left to the merit of Jarvis, they deserve eternal sunshine!

Sophzilla said...

It sounds like the Bishop and Pat Robertson would be great friends. Brilliant.